A couple of years ago, before Jessica Simpson divorced Nick Lachay and both still had viable careers, Jessica launched a line of edible beauty products called Dessert.

Being the MTV and Ulta loyalist that I was back in middle school, I begged my mother to take me to the nearest beauty store that stocked said products so I could test the sweet concoctions out for myself.

And boy oh boy, was I ever disappointed.

While I didn't stand at the display set-up and literally consume the deliciously whipped body cream with candy sprinkles, say, like a real frozen treat, I did proceed to put a very small amount on my finger to which I eventually stepped up to the plate to lick and nearly gagged afterwards

Suffice it to say, I never bought into Jessica's line, but I did get a very hot and sticky treat after my unpleasant experience. It was a Cinnabon. And once I saw this set of flavored gloss that's suppose to actually taste just like the real thing, I was giddy, to say the least. Yummy.

At Urban Outfitters.