Fact: I have absolutely no idea what Cory Kennedy and Peaches Geldof are saying and/or talking about in this clip for NylonTV.

Fact: In theory, these two should never be allowed anywhere near each other, but together they are better than Bobby and Whitney.

Fact: Peaches is hilarious and you'll probably LOL if you can muster up the will to make yourself watch the clip in its entirety.

We've all placed bids on Ebay for what we thought was some ridiculously amazing high fashion article of clothing only to find out when the creptic package came that it was probably purchased from Forever21 and couldn't be anymore fake.

Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it can make someone temporarily bitter. And yes, it could cause someone to seriously consider buying from Peaches Geldof the next time they want to make a safe sartorial purchase.

The British socialite is hawking a couple of pieces from her wardrobe on the auction site. Apparently, she is moving to a new flat with a couple of buddies and has way too many clothes to take to her new digs. Bummer, for sure.

She says a "percentage of the proceeds will go to charity" but I think the money will probably just go to buying more new clothes.

The items in Peaches' stores are pretty much all from Topshop or vintage. She has styled each photo of the garment she is trying to sell with accessories, intense stares, and model poses. Basically, it resembles a kind of bootleg look book. Charming but cheesy.

Meanwhile, those itching for a Topshop fix should check out the stores mega sale. It has everything you wish you would have bought a few months ago. Happy shopping.

Dear London,

I love your shop they call Top and several of the fashion trends that somehow make their way stateside every season. Kate Moss is cool, too.

And I value this little relationship we've slowly built together over the past few years.

So, like any good friend, I want to introduce you to some of our finest hidden talents. The Pretty Young Things who's top and dresses only occupy the coolest and hippest boutiques.

The name? Smythe. And they make adorable 60s inspired jackets and coats that would look amazing on your party girls like Alexa Chung and Peaches Geldof when they're hopping in and out of Taxis on Saturday nights.

See, what are friends for?

xox Chic and Untroubled