No, the above screenshot is not fake. Hurry. Now. It's free, reading is fundamental, and it's free. Go and stay away from all of the collaborations.

British import Peaches Geldof practically humiliated herself when she decided to publish her first "column" in Nylon last month. It read kind of like a really bad high school essay and was, quite frankly, just too damn long.

Anyways, Peaches is back. Her new "piece" is basically just a list of all of her favorite things. No! It's not entirely boring. She managed to sneak this snarky item in: "Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion.  I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake.  I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day."

Don't mess with Vicky B!

Fact: I have absolutely no idea what Cory Kennedy and Peaches Geldof are saying and/or talking about in this clip for NylonTV.

Fact: In theory, these two should never be allowed anywhere near each other, but together they are better than Bobby and Whitney.

Fact: Peaches is hilarious and you'll probably LOL if you can muster up the will to make yourself watch the clip in its entirety.

After skimming Anya Hindmarch's online store of shimmery metallic hobos and matching Upper East Side flats, you've probably stumbled upon the feature that allows one to place a photograph on a Hindmarch handbag (presumably of a loved one and/or cherished pet).

While these totes are undoubtedly cheesy, their photo technology is being used by a sneaker giant who might make you reconsider, if only for a second.

For nine European countries only, Nike will allow customers who reside in those chosen nations to place photographs from their cell phones onto their sneakers.

Known as Nike PhotoID, the new design feature allows the shoe company to create a custom sneaker that compliments the digital image you sent them via text message. Once again, this only for my friends on the other side of the pond.

Meanwhile, those stateside can customize the Nike "Be True" Hi-top and low Dunk sneaker right now on Nike ID, which allows for much more free-spirited creativity with a wider range of options to play with. Choose your color combinations wisely!