So, last week's episode of Make Me A Supermodel ended with Perry's girlfriend calling him to inform him about a juicy tabloid story involving her, except she actually didn't tell him what it was about.

Well, the producers knew all about it and they had Tyson show Perry the National Enquier story about his girlfriend dating Brit Brit's ex-man, Adnan Ghalib. Shocked and visibly upset, Perry packed his things and headed to New Orleans with the rest of the models for a photoshoot.

Damn. We really didn't want to like the man. He had the whole arrogant/cocky thing down pat - making him the perfect reality television vilian. And yet, we can't help but feel bad for me. *Sigh*

Since they were in the city of sin and voodoo, the photoshoot took place in a cementary. The models wore goth makeup and outfits. Spooky, indeed.

Because we are now down to 5 models in this competition, only two people were put up for the vote: Shannon and Ronnie.

Generally speaking, MMAS voters tend to favor the men more - so, this may be the last week for our girl Shannon. But Ben is going to win everything anyways, right?

Fact or fiction:

Jaslene Gonzalez - winner of cycle 8 of America's top model, current Lot29 campaign girl, and possible tranny - attempted to humble a contestant on last night's episode of ANTM.

Fact ya'll! After the models participated in a faux runway show for Tuleh, Jaslene grilled Lauren on her awkward catwalk strut - asking Lauren if she even wanted to be there. Shocked, embarrassed, and overwhelmed - Lauren began to tear up.

We're not sure what's worse: The fact that the punk-rock babe has so much respect for Jaslene that the harsh criticism made her cry or the fact that Jaslene actually thinks her ANTM crown is a catalyst to talking down to other up-and-coming models.

Anyways, the photo shoot for this week was ripped straight out of the pages of Vogue (Caroline Trentini, Steven Klein, frozen meat). The models wore beef tops, scarves, and bottoms in a huge freezer with dead carcasses surrounding them.

Fatima and Ami were the least impressive and both were sent to the final two. Ultimately, oddball Ami was sent home.

Oh, about the picture. It's of current panel judge Paulina Porizkova from the April issue of German Vogue. Fiiiieeerrrrce.

First things, first: How lame are Tyra's sponsors?

Apple Bottom and Wal-Mart? Can somebody at Bravo hook her up with Moet or Mercedes Benz?

This week the models got makeovers and unlike seasons pass -- gasp -- they actually look a lot better after their transformations. I know. Has Tyra been reading this blog? Anya is a dream as a platinum blonde and a weave did wonders for Fatima. Marvita's hair is still quite tragic, but the stylists made her mohawk look slightly less offensive.

Elle McPherson supplied the panties and bras for the photo shoot, which took place under the Brooklyn bridge.

But the real magic took place at panel. Allison, the bitch/Gossip Girl wannabe/racist was sent home! The judges were sick of her smugness.

Tyra be damn if another Adrienne Curry comes through her camp.

Respect.

It's over.

Posh Spice and co. have spoken. And 21 yr-old fan favorite Christian Siriano is the winner of the fourth season of Project Runway.

Everyone: Yesssssssss!

He broke down after Heidi called his name. The man cried ya'll. Rami couldn't have been a more gracious winner -- embracing Mr. Fierce before he left the stage. It was a real sweet moment. I almost shed a tear or two when I saw Tim Gunn get emotional.

I almost forgot about the prizes:

His dramatic looks won him a Saturn, $100,000, and more importantly, the love of Victoria Beckham. (Victoria Beckham!) Looking fabulous, orange, and really skinny -- she was very impressed. In fact, she told him he was "major" and offered to wear his designs.

The end. Well, until next season!

First things first, Jackie got sent home last night. I know, I know. Who is going to keep Perry's smug ass in check now?

The models were sent to Windham Mountain Ski Resort to pretend as if they were "rich kids" while sliding down the slopes for the photographer in their speed and motion photo shoot. Before the models began their hour or so of  awkward falling, my girl Shannon looked like she was about to pass out.

For a second, I thought she was about to pull a Rebecca from ANTM. Remember, she was the girl who collapsed in front of panel. Anyways, Shannon prevailed and did a great job in her shot. On the other hand, Frankie did so bad he was sent home.

The remaining models stayed at the luxury cabin and competed in some physical challenges -- with the winning team getting to skip out on chores back at the model house.

Ben temporarily had a mental breakdown and started spewing hate towards women and gays. Ronnie, was upset and confronted Ben back at the house.

Ultimately, Casey, Ben, and Frankie were sent to the bottom three by the judges.

If I were a betting person, I would put all of my money on Frankie. Either way, Ben will not be going home.