As fate would have it, it’s comedian Steve Harvey whose relationship advice has propelled him into the spotlight, making him the unofficial go-to guy in the media on all matters concerning black love and not Ohio R&B singer Lyfe Jennings. Why might you ask is this a shock, relevant, or specifically one that deserves mention?

Well, for the past 10 years, Jennings has been espousing the same tired memes through his music as those that have become popular in the columns, television appearances, and every other forum provided to Mr. Harvey. These messages include, but aren’t limited to: the overwhelming majority of men are dogs, so women don’t sell yourself short - just work on yourself; men are simple creatures, talk to them as such (whatever that means); if women don’t lower their standards, they’ll be single for the rest of their lives. Ya know, they same ole same ole.

Simply put, Lyfe was Steve Harvey: Relationship Expert & Love Guru before Steve. And yet, no book deal or Hollywood production deals for Lyfe. Le sigh (insert sarcasm).

A Journey of Life & Love with Lyfe Jennings>>

Surprise! Lady Gaga decided to go bottomless in a recent interview with German Press. Yeah, pretty uneventful. However, not to be outdone by the tiny painted on lips or purple-streaked platinum wigs she has been donning lately, the "avant-garde" pop singer decided to slip on a sheath covered in Kermit the Frog puppets over her black opaque tights. She topped off her outrageous ensemble with a little Kermit headband and frosted pink lipgloss. Unreal.

Unfortunately, the chat above was conducted in the German interviewers native tongue but once you lock eyes on Gaga's outfit you won't be able to tell what language is entering your ears. Enjoy.

I'm back! Alive! And not totally hating the discipline known as biology! Yes, the five week course that temporarily made me separate from this blog has finally come to an end and now I can show this site and its devoted readers (somewhat ridiculous commenters) the attention they both deserve.

To get back in the swing of things, I thought I would post this latest offering from Miss Balmain herself, Beyonce. Directed by Adria Petty, "Sweet Dreams" has everything in it that sparked a million wannabe performances on Youtube: fierce back-up dancers, impeccable fashion, and great choreography. Even B's golden "Singles Ladies" Barbarella-esque gear makes it return towards the end of the four minute mini film.

Meanwhile, Fox's widely-anticipated fall show, Glee, will feature a special performance of Beyonce's "Single Ladies. To find out more about, check out Marc Malkin's column at E!.

After dropping an amazing dance album and prancing around in front of the paparazzi wearing nothing more than leotards and Alice in Wonderland garb for a little over a year now, Lady Gaga was more than overdue for a cover of Rolling Stone.

However, what the tiny woman didn't deserve -- in no way, shape, or form might I add -- was the honor of looking like a  fucking fool for her huge American publishing debut.

When the issue made its way into my mailbox this spring, I was absolutely floored. I couldn't believe that  no one in her camp -- either friend or someone from the record label -- tapped her on the shoulder and said, "boo, please don't the bootleg Hussein Chaylan number anymore. You're better than that." Even better, "Gaga, Rihanna is one of your contemporaries. You need to drop the DIY and step it up."

The hair, the lips....it was too much.

No worries, though. It appears the fashion pros have finally decided to aid and abede Miss Gaga as she tries to take over the scene one peroxide wig at a time. Last Friday, V magazine threw up a behind-the-scenes clip of their forthcoming issue with the singer on its cover. While the mini video only acts as a mere teaser, it shows Nicola Formichetti wrapping the blonde in Givenchy and Balmain which should bode well for what the rest of the spread will look like.

Hopefully, Gaga Does High Fashion Shoot: Take Two turns out much better than the initially go around. Fingers crossed.

Still using the same computer graphics, Grammy-nominated singer Jazmine Sullivan has made a video for her single Dream Big. The track samples an old Daft Punk tune and is just simple amazing. Although, I don't know if there is anything Jazmine could belt out that wouldn't sound utterly amazing anyways. Enjoy. It's almost Friday, yay! Thank god!