Being that this is a fashion blog and I'm not too keen on bad-mouthing a fourteen-year-old child, I'm going to stick solely to the more politically correct issue I have with E's Living Lohan:

Fourteen-year-old Ali Lohan wears wayyyyy too much makeup.

When I was in middle school, which was only a few years ago, I would only narowwliy escape the wrath of my parents with just wearing tinted lipgloss and a little mascara to school.

So I can only imagine the power lecture I would have received if I ever attempted to walk out of my parents house looking like Ali Lohan -- 14 going on 40. Truthfully, she is a very pretty girl and looks much better with a fresh and bare face.

Why does her mother want her kids to look decades older than what they are? Clearly, the over abundance of sparkle eye shadow hasn't worked for Lindsay. Especially when she started living up to her new and more mature look as a teen.

But as I mentioned earlier, this post is not about parenting skills. However, the fact that Dina Lohan found Ali's music producer via a random Instant Message on AOL could probably explain her daughters crop tops.

I'm just saying...