British import Peaches Geldof practically humiliated herself when she decided to publish her first "column" in Nylon last month. It read kind of like a really bad high school essay and was, quite frankly, just too damn long.

Anyways, Peaches is back. Her new "piece" is basically just a list of all of her favorite things. No! It's not entirely boring. She managed to sneak this snarky item in: "Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion.  I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake.  I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day."

Don't mess with Vicky B!