I'm currently on MTV overload right now.

The Hills finale last night coupled with the after show, a performance by Usher (Ah!), previews of MTV's the fall line-up (OMG!), and thirty minutes of The Paper has lead me to right this post in a digestible and easy to follow bullet format for your sanity as well as mine.

Here we go:

1. Audrina to Lauren: "It's not about you." Amen.

2. Season 4 of The Hills actually looks promising (everyone's acting abilities seem to have matched those of Heidi's and Spencer's; Audrina is badass). But will the faux industry jobs still keep my interest when Elle's little show airs. Eh, I'm not so sure, especially since Tyra is producing it.

3. Usher! How awkward did he look walking down those steps packed full of screaming teens? But I guess a baby can do that too you. He's performance was

4. Exiled: Can.Not.Wait.

5. I'm convinced that the blue Marc by Marc Airliner clutch Lauren is carrying in this photo is the bag of summer. Hands down. It's sold-out practically everywhere, which means I still don't own it. Ugh...

The end.